The Fallen Heirs

Purple <Mountains Majesty from Pikes Peak by Ted Lee Eubanks

We have fallen heirs to the most glorious heritage a people ever received, and each one must do his part if we wish to show that the nation is worthy of its good fortune.

~Theodore Roosevelt

Republican Mitt Romney self-proclaims a love of country, a passion he evidences by his fondness for the anthem America the Beautiful. Yet with the same breath Romney questions the value of public land, those places that embody Theodore Roosevelt’s glorious heritage stretching from Katherine Lee Bates’ sea to shining sea.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does (California Dreamin’)

All the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray…

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California is the most hated state. A new poll by Public Policy Polling found that Americans love Hawaii and hate California. Like virtually everything else in our polarized society, the poll found,

Republicans love Alaska and Texas, and absolutely hate California, followed distantly by Illinois and Massachusetts. So the greatest partisan gap is for California, which Democrats like 91 points more than Republicans do, followed by Texas, which is favored more by Republicans by 82 points…

The Jerk

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Video captures all. Police are understandably leery of iPhones that record every arrest. Movie star wannabes leak their private sex tapes to the Internet to raise lackluster careers from the dead. Even the misdeeds of birders and photographers are plastered on Youtube.

Jerkdom is in the public domain. Stroll across a wildlife preserve to photograph a snowy owl and your jerkedness will be shared with the world. There is no amount of camouflage that will hide you from prying eyes.

I photograph birds. I know how enticing it can be. Just a few more feet…Just a little closer…

First, Do No Harm

Shoal Creek after rain

Spring, not winter, is for thunder and lightning. Winter rains are lethargic, more drip than pour. Winter in Austin is for fog, drizzle, and mist. Spring is for the firecracker displays and air raid sirens.

Last night winter and spring traded places for a few hours. Low pressure transiting to the north sucked moisture into central Texas. This resulted in a meteorological train wreck. For several hours we were treated to a pyrotechnical display of spectacular proportions. Rapid-fire lightning careened through the bedroom, and thunder slammed the windows into their frames and pitched our cats under the beds.

Life Just Is

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll…John Lennon

Snowy Owl, Fremont, NE, 13 Jan 2012 by Ted Lee Eubanks

Most years the wheels roll smoothly. Flowers bloom and die. Trees bud and leaves fall. Birds arrive and depart. This relentless force, life, slouches forward.

I understand why people credit this force to a god. From a distance life appears ordered, even planned. From a distance life is perfect. From a distance the earth is a big blue marble.

The I of the Bird

American KestrelAlexander Skutch completed his remarkable career with a cryptic work, The Minds of Birds. In this last effort Skutch forcefully argues for celebrating the intelligence of birds. This contentious book incorporates both his decades of observations and experiences as well as evidence from the research literature.

Now scientists have discovered that ravens, in some ways as intelligent as great apes, socialize with gestures. According to this recent study, “chimps gesture to each other, as well, pointing out particular spots where they’d like to be scratched or groomed. These symbolic gestures are believed to be an important precursor to language. Now, researchers have observed ravens using gestures in the wild—the only non-primates seen doing so…. The researchers saw ravens pick up stones, moss, and other non-edible items with their beaks, and display or offer those objects to another bird, usually of the opposite sex.”

Bewick’s Wrens – Never the Twain Shall Meet?

Bewick's Wren, Waller County

Bewick’s wrens nest throughout western Texas. In the east, however, they are restricted to the winter season. Eastern birds are reddish-brown, and are believed to be of the nominate race bewickii. These eastern birds are never common, but in certain areas they can be found in a specific micro-habitat. In eastern Waller and Colorado counties, Bewick’s wrens are found in huisache thickets. Eastern palm warblers, ash-throated flycatchers, and blue-gray gnatcatchers are often found in the same feeding flocks. There are still significant huisache thickets in Waller County (such as around Monaville). These “huisache” birds respond well to pishing and whistled owl calls.

The challenge faced in the southern Great Plains is trying to determine which Bewick’s population a given bird belongs to. The racial differences between the various Bewick’s populations are disputed. There is no doubt that bewickii is the bird of the east, but exactly where does bewickii stop and cryptus begin? For example, the birds in Waller County are not as rufescent as some birds seen in traditional bewickii territory. On the other hand, they are clearly more brown than cryptus from the west. Could these two overlap?

Me, The Bahamas, and Bobby McGee

TLEsmall I’m blitzed…burned…blottoed. My day began at 4 am; I am rushing to hop a flight home from the Bahamas. For six days I have ignored the Washington farce, the bizarre burlesque being passed off as governance. Now I am being bombarded with this blather in the form of a television set blasting forth in the airport terminal. I am having a Rodney King moment.

Please, we can get along here? We all can get along. I mean, we’re all stuck here for a while.

Jeepers, Teapers!

Every reform movement has a lunatic fringeTheodore Roosevelt

TLEsmall President Obama proposes to double fuel economy standards by 2025. If he succeeds, American autos will average almost 60 miles to the gallon. The president’s proposal is the largest increase in mileage requirements since the government began regulating consumption of gasoline by cars in the 1970s. The auto industry backs him.

See how easy that is? Park the partisanship, and propose what is best for the country. I cannot conceive of a single argument against higher fuel efficiency in American cars. But let’s see what happens in Congress. I have no doubt that House Republicans will still bare the knives and eviscerate the new standard. For Tea Party Republicans, the Teapers, no good deed goes unpunished.

A Pox on Politics (I Ain’t No Stool Pigeon)

Ted Lee Eubanks (2) In Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, Tybalt challenges Romeo. Best friend Mercutio expects Romeo to defend himself. Romeo refuses (Juliet is Tybalt’s cousin), and Mercutio decides to vindicate Romeo for his “vile submission.” Tybalt slays Mercutio, and as he dies he damns both Moneagues and Calulets with the immortal curse “a plague on both your houses!” In time Shakespeare’s plague morphed to pox, and the latter phrase remains with us still.

Romeo refused to defend himself, and Mercutio died for Romeo’s failure. Mercutio covered Romeo’s back, yet Romeo still abandoned his best friend in the thick of it. There are lessons here. Be cautious of the politics of intrigue (be not Montague nor Capulet). Choose your friends wisely. Watch you own back. Don’t play with knives.